You are never alone with a good book.
12 and Clara :3
All you need to know
I almost spit milk all over my keyboard.
Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.
I am actually ashamed to be living here
Apparently this was from 2006. The updated one has only the US voting ‘no’.
The usa uk and israel arent states
… Countries in a global context are called states. So… yes they kinda are. But still, I wholly apologize for the anus-ness of my country.
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
when did my parents stop telling me to go to bed, what happened
If you had my snapchat, you would’ve gotten this.
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.