Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
and one day she unknowingly pisses the ghost off and walks face first into a closed door
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
why is this so hard
This Vine gives me life
I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
750,324 people whose mama taught them right
School and Tumblr photoset
"Who were you having dinner with?"
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”
this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh