Reblog this if you would buy a book with an LGBTQ main character, whose sexuality was not the primary focus of the novel.
If you would not, reblog this.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
The One:1 in numbers:
Power output: 1 MW at 7500 rpm - rpm limiter @ 8250 rpm
Torque: over 1000 Nm from 3000 to 8000 rpm
Max torque: 1371 Nm at 6000 rpm
0 - 400 km/h approx. 20 sec
400 - 0 km/h approx. 10 sec
Braking distance: 28 m (100-0 km/h)
What I find most fascinating about this vintage advertising leaflet is the news that cottage cheese can tell stories. Mind you, they probably go one of two ways:
a) There I was, sitting in a plastic tub in the fridge. And then I sat there a bit longer. And a bit longer. Sorry, am I boring you?
b) OMG I was all over that crispbread like a CHEAP CHEESY SLUT and then someone took a MASSIVE stick of celery and just SQUELCHED it right into me and then there was just a blur of HOT MOUTHS and STICKY DRIPPING FINGERS and RAMPANT DAIRY GOODNESS. And then they put me back in the fridge BUT WITHOUT MY TOP ON…
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
The best part of this video was the last 3 seconds
This is the only thing to make me laugh today.
OMG THE BISON THOUGH HIS LITTLE TAIL WAGGING AS HE MUSHES HIS FACE IN.
Our dog loved the trampoline. She would bounce on it with us. The cat? Notsomuch…..
I did this all by myself (aka no google translate! be proud)
Je suis froid
Et tu est merde de la vache.
Je suis le Yoda de la Francais.
I am cold
And you are bull shit.
I am the Yoda of the French.
Yeah. Ok. If you say so.
Vous êtes une chatte.
Vous devriez le dire à mon visage.
It was a joke? Calm down?
I know, but now i have a reason to say this: Sorry, but pardon my French.